Födelsedag

Mina underbara roomies gratulerade mig och så fick jag denna asgrymma skylten av dem.
Tack för alla fina gratulationer från alla er där hemma i Sverige.

På skylten står det:
WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH 
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and shaking our asses while yelling"woo-hoo!" is the sexiest dance move.
3. On our last trip to pee we realise that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were when we showed up to the party.
4. Every song we hear we jump up and down screaming "Oh my God, I love this song!"
5. Everytime we see someone we know we break into tears and tell them that we love them soooooooo much.
6. The geek sitting next to us turns out to be cooler than we thought so we make out with him.
7. We yell at the bartender for just giving us juice since we can't taste the vodka anymore.
8. The bed feels strangely like the kitchen floor.
9. We fail to notice the toilet lid is down when we sit on it.
10. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault we can't walk straight. 

Jag, Emelie, Sofie